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Carnet de choses absurde<\/em>s, 2-<\/em>7<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Absurdit\u00e9.1<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

…quand d\u2019autres choisissent leur destination par opportunisme et non par d\u00e9sir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Il existe des tarifs qui induisent des voyages de surface.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Car, quelle que soit la beaut\u00e9 d\u2019un paysage, si tu n\u2019en a pas longtemps r\u00eav\u00e9 ou, arriv\u00e9.e l\u00e0 par le hasard de la naissance ou les turbulences de la vie, si tu n\u2019as pas contempl\u00e9, dans la dur\u00e9e, ses changements m\u00eame infimes, il restera pour toi une image sur un \u00e9cran, la surface d\u2019une carte postale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. Absurdes sont
le viol,
la mort d\u2019un enfant en bas \u00e2ge,
une main qui remonte o\u00f9 c\u2019est pas permis.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. Les soldats, aux femmes, ils leur font n\u2019importe quoi.<\/strong>

4. Absurde est
la mort d\u2019un enfant en bas \u00e2ge dans un h\u00f4pital sous un bombardement,
le d\u00e9nombrement des corps sous les d\u00e9combres,
un prisonnier face \u00e0 son bourreau.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

 
5. Avoir des cerises \u00e0 No\u00ebl et des fraises en f\u00e9vrier, comme Andr\u00e9 Le N\u00f4tre en cultivait dans les serres de Versailles pour le caprice d\u2019un monarque.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6. Se bercer de l\u2019id\u00e9e que nous sommes tous des enfants rois,
que chaque jour est une f\u00eate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. Manger du raisin au printemps…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2026choses absurdes, suite<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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