{"id":1433,"date":"2025-11-09T09:07:00","date_gmt":"2025-11-09T08:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/?p=1433"},"modified":"2026-03-16T09:30:00","modified_gmt":"2026-03-16T08:30:00","slug":"manger-des-cerises-a-noel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/2025\/11\/09\/manger-des-cerises-a-noel\/","title":{"rendered":"Manger des cerises \u00e0 No\u00ebl"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>Carnet de choses absurdes, 3-12<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-tertiary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-0c9a2979a9df2c3b684af29ee93d05df\"><a href=\"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/2025\/10\/26\/absurdes-sont\/\">Absurdit\u00e9s. 2-7<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-tertiary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-25613fe131323e8688dbe621e3679449\">&#8230;la mort d\u2019un enfant en bas \u00e2ge,<br>une main qui remonte o\u00f9 c\u2019est pas permis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-cyan-bluish-gray-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-0f91c24beb9cab41cfc24dcdbf661db1\">3. Les soldats, aux femmes, ils leur font n\u2019importe quoi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-ceabae79f71532e7523c9e180c3f0215\">4. Absurde est<br>la mort d\u2019un enfant en bas \u00e2ge dans un h\u00f4pital sous un bombardement,<br>le d\u00e9nombrement des corps sous les d\u00e9combres,<br>un prisonnier face \u00e0 son bourreau.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>5. Avoir des cerises \u00e0 No\u00ebl et des fraises en f\u00e9vrier, comme Andr\u00e9 Le N\u00f4tre en cultivait dans les serres de Versailles pour le caprice d\u2019un monarque.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>6. Se bercer de l\u2019id\u00e9e que nous sommes tous des enfants rois,<br>que chaque jour est une f\u00eate.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>7. Manger du raisin au printemps.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>8. D\u00e9caler une rentr\u00e9e scolaire pour un orage.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>9. Depuis quelques ann\u00e9es, voir les d\u00e9corations de No\u00ebl install\u00e9es en novembre.<br>Cette ann\u00e9e, voir fleurir les d\u00e9corations de No\u00ebl en octobre.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-e7f0695827450159fde55f368cb33348\">10. Des chiens mieux lotis que des hommes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-cyan-bluish-gray-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-2aa5eff3e0a2369bdcb2f30f33d0fa49\">11. Des hommes mieux lotis que des chiens.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-tertiary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-5f50e6b0fca9d6bc0351f396c7ddd2ec\">12. 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