{"id":1437,"date":"2025-11-16T19:03:47","date_gmt":"2025-11-16T18:03:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/?p=1437"},"modified":"2026-03-16T09:30:35","modified_gmt":"2026-03-16T08:30:35","slug":"des-chiens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/2025\/11\/16\/des-chiens\/","title":{"rendered":"Des chiens"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>Carnet de choses absurdes, 10-13<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-tertiary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-156833970f570d3e57475a7a23c5397e\"><a href=\"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/2025\/11\/09\/manger-des-cerises-a-noel\/\">Absurdit\u00e9s. 3-12<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-tertiary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-5d4f2622d3672df834c806c5fd6b50c7\">7. Manger du raisin au printemps.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-cyan-bluish-gray-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-1609405c3537020c07166b90d4f26b2d\">8. D\u00e9caler une rentr\u00e9e scolaire pour un orage<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-82064f5a70b94e35d3bddf190a2fc4b2\">9. Depuis quelques ann\u00e9es, voir les d\u00e9corations de No\u00ebl install\u00e9es en novembre.<br>Cette ann\u00e9e, voir fleurir les d\u00e9corations de No\u00ebl en octobre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>10. Des chiens mieux lotis que des hommes<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>11. Des hommes mieux lotis que des chiens<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>12. Des hommes mieux lotis que des hommes<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>13. Des inconnus, des comme nous, des qui meurent de faim<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-edf3295ccb348de041371e41847bb24b\">14. La famine organis\u00e9e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-cyan-bluish-gray-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-b64484c7933fe00018f2f761da731abe\">15. L\u2019ob\u00e9sit\u00e9 des d\u00e9velopp\u00e9s repose sur l\u2019attraction artificiellement provoqu\u00e9e pour des aliments bidons, et sur les ventres d\u00e9form\u00e9s des sous-nourris.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-tertiary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-cbfcf580eb0970810648aec32552e545\">16. Des po\u00eales fabriqu\u00e9es pour durer moins d\u2019une g\u00e9n\u00e9ration&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-tertiary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-01eec7c6fb6703a18392416c596a7857\"><a href=\"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/2025\/11\/24\/des-poeles\/\">&#8230;choses absurdes, suite<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-6c531013 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Des chiens&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[173],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1437","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-absurde"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1437","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1437"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1437\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1620,"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1437\/revisions\/1620"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}