{"id":1443,"date":"2025-11-24T10:37:00","date_gmt":"2025-11-24T09:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/?p=1443"},"modified":"2026-03-16T09:28:35","modified_gmt":"2026-03-16T08:28:35","slug":"des-poeles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/2025\/11\/24\/des-poeles\/","title":{"rendered":"Des po\u00eales"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>Carnet de choses absurdes, 13-20<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-tertiary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-a9ab2af11b389fc7cfa3fc58ad64ab72\"><a href=\"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/2025\/11\/16\/des-chiens\/\">Absurdit\u00e9s. 7-16<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-tertiary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-85d5fcd81f8c2c53cace8af725ffad1f\">13. Des inconnus, des comme nous, des qui meurent de faim<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-cyan-bluish-gray-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-694e36c8a319c3f5264ebc5105a9e194\">14. La famine organis\u00e9e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-4ca93469c3f2706cbe71a6e8e5a9b96b\">15. L\u2019ob\u00e9sit\u00e9 des d\u00e9velopp\u00e9s repose sur l\u2019attraction artificiellement provoqu\u00e9e pour des aliments bidons, et sur les ventres d\u00e9form\u00e9s des sous-nourris.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>16. Des po\u00eales fabriqu\u00e9es pour durer moins d\u2019une g\u00e9n\u00e9ration,<br>Des casseroles qu\u2019il est interdit de gratter,<br>des ustensiles de cuisine toxiques et anti-adh\u00e9sifs.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>17. Le polyt\u00e9trafluoro\u00e9tyl\u00e8ne, plus commun\u00e9ment appel\u00e9 teflon<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-29de307da3f8df2ca0661ece836fa9db\">18. Un prisonnier et son bourreau<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-cyan-bluish-gray-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-5f9c6ed02a02f102747e74f7b9197ed8\">19. Un tortionnaire et sa victime<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-tertiary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-4e0398bd30329361c51f81f4f85a54bd\">20. La torture syst\u00e9matique des prisonniers de guerre dans les prisons&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-tertiary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-f44757390537694552d0bfd35416c182\"><a href=\"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/2025\/11\/30\/un-prisonnier\/\"><em>&#8230;choses absurdes, suite<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-6c531013 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Des po\u00eales fabriqu\u00e9es&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[173],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-absurde"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1443"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1443\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1617,"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1443\/revisions\/1617"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}