{"id":1455,"date":"2025-12-07T19:42:27","date_gmt":"2025-12-07T18:42:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/?p=1455"},"modified":"2026-03-16T09:26:45","modified_gmt":"2026-03-16T08:26:45","slug":"un-calendrier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/2025\/12\/07\/un-calendrier\/","title":{"rendered":"Un calendrier"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Carnet de choses absurdes, 24-32<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-tertiary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-1 wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/2025\/11\/30\/un-prisonnier\/\">Absurdit\u00e9s. 16-28<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-tertiary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-2 wp-block-paragraph\">24. Les mus\u00e9es de la torture.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-cyan-bluish-gray-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-3 wp-block-paragraph\">25. Le prix Nobel de la paix&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-4 wp-block-paragraph\">26. Les esclaves et les bourreaux.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-contrast-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-5 wp-block-paragraph\">27. Les bourreaux sont-ils des hommes comme les autres&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>28. Un calendrier rempli de chocolats fourr\u00e9s<br>plus<br>un calendrier rempli de p\u00e2tes de fruits<br>plus<br>un calendrier plein d\u2019\u00e9chantillons de parfums<br>plus<br>un calendrier aux couleurs d\u2019une marque de confiserie<br>plus<br>un logo<br>plus<br>un p\u00e8re No\u00ebl<br>et autant de calendriers qu\u2019il y a de marques et d\u2019enseignes<br>couleurs criardes battant l\u2019\u0153il<br>tapage \u00e0 tous les rayons<br>plus<br>un calendrier bourr\u00e9 de croquettes pour chien<br>plus<br>un calendrier rempli de fioles de whisky<br>plus<br>un calendrier pochette-surprise<br>et plus encore<br>en ligne<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>l\u2019Avent<br>comme toute la vie<br>f\u00e9\u00e9rie<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-contrast-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-6 wp-block-paragraph\">29. Savoir \u00e0 toute heure l\u2019heure qu\u2019il est.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-7 wp-block-paragraph\">30. Avoir une montre au poignet<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-cyan-bluish-gray-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-8 wp-block-paragraph\">31. Ne pas savoir se perdre&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-tertiary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-9 wp-block-paragraph\">32. L\u2019enclave espagnole de Llivia, les fronti\u00e8res trac\u00e9es \u00e0 coup de trait\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-tertiary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-10 wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/2025\/12\/16\/savoir\/\">&#8230;choses absurdes, suite<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-f56f613f wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un calendrier&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[173],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-absurde"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1455"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1455\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1615,"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1455\/revisions\/1615"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}