{"id":1534,"date":"2026-02-15T10:44:00","date_gmt":"2026-02-15T09:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/?p=1534"},"modified":"2026-03-16T09:24:03","modified_gmt":"2026-03-16T08:24:03","slug":"absurdes-les","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/2026\/02\/15\/absurdes-les\/","title":{"rendered":"Absurdes les"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>Carnet de choses absurdes, 31-42<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-tertiary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-e0f3ae296f04b4c14f5d1f74395c03b0\"><a href=\"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/2025\/12\/16\/savoir\/\">Absurdit\u00e9s. 28-35<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-tertiary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-1f26af4026636767bee959a396cf520e\">31. Ne pas savoir se perdre<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-cyan-bluish-gray-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-eb7d1ee4a8f469f20b4c9d6e9d452146\">32. L\u2019enclave espagnole de Llivia, les fronti\u00e8res trac\u00e9es \u00e0 coup de trait\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-3958338fb5fafab011d0dfb367c9def4\">33. Le trait\u00e9 des Pyr\u00e9n\u00e9es<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>34. Le nombre de sortes de capsules pour une seule machine \u00e0 caf\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>35. Absurde les jeux de mots racistes prononc\u00e9s par des adolescents dans des jeux pour enfants.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>36. Partir en vacances dans un lieu choisi par conformisme et non pas par d\u00e9sir.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>37. Des millions de bouchons cumul\u00e9s, par injonction sociale de se d\u00e9placer au moindre jour de cong\u00e9.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>38. L\u2019injonction de partir en vacances<br>&#8211; et ceux qui ne peuvent pas<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>39. Les sports d\u2019hiver<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-secondary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-ab1a3f8c233a6477e7019c2c7be95d11\">40. L\u2019air conditionn\u00e9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-cyan-bluish-gray-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-4b38ced4d134164e7768d5e5d64c3c1c\">41. Le t\u00e9l\u00e9travail pendant les cong\u00e9s<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-tertiary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-8242b2e49e28302583436342f8acffd6\">42. Absurde toute l\u2019\u00e9nergie&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-tertiary-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-b388d262d4b7f9ba4eb87edec39c772b\"><a href=\"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/2026\/02\/22\/payer-pour-jeter\/\">&#8230;choses absurdes, suite&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-6c531013 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Absurdes les jeux de mots racistes&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[174,190,191],"class_list":["post-1534","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-classe","tag-absurde","tag-racisme","tag-vacances"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1534","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1534"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1534\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1611,"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1534\/revisions\/1611"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurehumbel.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}